@ zanix
Yeah, the values definitely saved when I changed em through phpMyAdmin. And a day later, after the .htaccess changes, the behavior is still the same.
In regards to config.php being the only script using the config table, I might be wrong but it looked to me that the config table does get used to some degree in a few of the other scripts. For example, the guildbank script needs to know what conditions to search for in the database query.
NOTE: Upon reflection, I realize you weren't saying this. Please disregard this I misread.
Since the bank feature is the most important thing that we've not been able to work out, I thought about backing up the old guildbank script and hand-editing the query in a copy to look for the conditions our guild uses. I've been busy with building an application for work, though, so not enough time just yet.
But as many before have said, you guys are doing a great job. The roster looks the best it ever has and it's a great way for a guild to visualize itself and what they are capable.